this is gospel
Maybe if I were a drop of gold people would love me for all I'm worth.

spermbanker:

sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….

Anonymous said: All I want is to build a pillow fort with you and cuddle in it and eat pizza and listen to music and fall asleep wrapped in your arms.

heartrate:

i want a fort oh my gosh

awkwardvagina:

so me and my dad are watching a documentary about a man that killed his children and the presenter turned to the camera and said ‘how could anyone ever think about killing their child’ and my dad sat there looking straight at the tv and said ‘trust me its not difficult’ he then looked at me and sighed

ohitroyler:

ridge:

KIM KARDASHIAN’S COMMENTS ARE GETTING OUT OF HAND

I CAN NOT BREATHE
reblog if you want anonymous opinions of you

ephemoral:

i’m curious what ya’ll think of me

tallbread:

"suck my dick" 

"nah sorry i have a shrimp allergy"



#but do you understand DO YOU UNDERSTAND what this moment must have meant to remus #how long has sirius been back in his life? really i mean REALLY how long have they spent together probably hardly any time and you know all remus wants is to sit in the black mansion and drink with sirius while remus reads a book and sirius just talks or doesn’t talk it doesn’t matter as long as remus can look up from his book and see sirius whenever he wants to #that’s what loneliness is #it’s not when the person you loves most leaves and it’s not when you look at pictures of them it’s those stupid sneaking little moments when you read something that reminds you of them and you look up and they aren’t there and there’s no way for you to see them