this is gospel
Maybe if I were a drop of gold people would love me for all I'm worth.

nerdismyhobby:

so-many-frequencies:

loweryi:

crowbegottenbatman:

loweryi:

crowbegottenbatman:

the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”

what

image

fucking shit up with a wooden shoe

oh my god

well wooden shoe look at that

I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE 

penelopgarcia:

if they dont play ‘year 3000’ at least once on the new year’s of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire

shes-a-maslaniac:

idk why anyone would be interested in me romantically i literally watch netflix, complain, and wear the same four to five outfits with different mixes and matches all the time

shouldnt:

imagine how easy life would be if you were pretty and rich

mostlygreenday:

your tumblr is one of those things that you want everyone to see but at the same time you never want to show it to anyone

charliemcdonnell:

the amount of hair i lose in the shower really concerns me

netlfix:

Not really feelin this whole school college work until I die thing

thisisjustgreat:

PARTY LIKE THE PAST TWELVE MONTHS WEREN’T EMOTIONALLY CRIPPLING